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DEFCON ONE PRESENTS: CAN I PLAY WITH MADNESS?
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AT LAST IT IS OUT... AFTER A MONSTERDELAY, THE OFFICIAL DEFCON ONE DEMO IS LYING TO YOUR FEET... AND IT IS CALLED CAN I PLAY WITH MADNESS AND NO HOPE FOR SANITY.... I THINK YOU GUESSED IT ALREADY, THIS IS CRIME ONLINE! JUST AT THIS MOMENT OF TIME WE ARE SITTING AT THE ROYAL AMIGA FORCE CONFERENCE IN AMSTERDAMM! NOT MUCH TO SAY, EXCEPT THE MUSIC IS VERY LOUD AND NERVING!! ... WE DID NOT MEET MUCH PEOPLE WE KNOW HERE! NEARLY EVERYBODY IS A STRANGER TO US ... STRANGER IN A STRANGE WORLD, EH????!... WELL, SO I DONT KNOW WHAT TO WRITE, I WILL TELL U SOMETHING OUT OF MY LIFE! EVERYDAY I STAND UP AT 5 O CLOCK IN THE MORNING AND HACK TILL 5 O CLOCK IN THE MORNING...UPS, SORRY WRONG TEXT GUYZ! SO I THINK WE WILL CONTINUE WITH SOME TOTALLY CRAZY WORDS... NA PIONEER ICH INTERVIEW DICH JETZT. HY 09 OF QUADLITE...BABNASEN INTERVIEW, EH.... SO WAS SAGST DU DENN HEUTE DAZU PIONEER? UMPF, URG GLUCKS GLUCKS... NAJA, DASS WAR JA NICHT SEHR ERGIEBIG, WAS WILL MAN AUCH VON EINEM KRUEPPELGRAPHICER ANDERES ERWARTEN SEHT EUCH NUR DIESE SCHEISS GRAPHICEN VON IHM IN DIESEM DEMO AN! ICH SAG DIR JETZT WAS ANDRE THAT IS PIONEER! DU BIST RESTLOS GEFEUERT! RAUS, EXIT... PIONEER! OEHM, DANN MACH ICH MEINE EIGENE GRUPPE AUF... NO RATING HERE?!?!? SO, DAS WAR DIE STORY MIT DEM PIONEER OR SHALL WE CALL HIM PIONNEER??? HEHEHE ANDRE! SCHEISSE GELL, WENN MAN ZUM GEHEN ZU BLOED UND ZUM SCHREIBEN ZU BESOFFEN IST... SO WE WILL LEAVE OUR HERO HEAR AT THIS POINT OF THE NARRATIVE AND TURN OVER TO SOME DIFFERENT! I WONDER WHY THE MUSIC IS SO LOUD... EXCEPT THIS FACT, IT IS A FUCKIN COOL PARTY!! MESSAGE TO DTECT SORRY GUYZ ABOUT THE POWERPLUG, I REALLY DIDNT NOTICE IT!!! HY MAGIC DRUMMER OF DTECT, WHAT DO YOU THINK, WILL YOUR DEMO BE RELEASED TODAY... HOPE SO! HEY ANIMATORS, DONT THINK THAT THERE WILL BE PEACE IN THE GULF, FUCK SADAM!, SO WHEN IS YOU IRAQ DEMO2 COMING... RIGHT NOW THERE IS THE GFX COMPETITION OF THIS PARTY AND I MUST SAY, THAT ALTHOUGH THE SOUNDCOMPETITION WAS SHIT, THE GRAPHICS ARE VERY COOOOOOOLLLLLL!!! THE WINNER IS PHANTOM LORD OF ANIMATORS, ALTHOUGH I PERSONALLY LOVED THE D-TECT LOGO.... JO SPIDER, COOL WORK!!! BY THE WAY, A COMPLETE MEMBERLIST OF DEFCON ONE IS FOLLOWING NOW! DEFCON ONE CONSISTS OF (IN AZ ORDER) ASPHYX, CRIME, DR.DISC, FRANTIC, FX, GURU BUSTER, HELLRAISER, KID STARDUST, PIONEER, RADIO FUCOM, SKYLORD, THE COMRADE, TRONIX AND TYRANT!!! IF YOU WANNA CONTACT OUR SWAPPERS ONLY ELITE! WRITE TO PLK 125089 E IN 3000 HANNOVER 1 OR PLK 107290 E 8720 SCHWEINFURT 1 OR PLK 158415 E 2900 OLDENBURG OR CALL OUR BOARD POWERSTATION (UP TO 19200 BPS) CONTACT OUR HQ FOR JOINING US AT PLK 107280 E IN 8720 SCHWEINFURT 1!!!! OFCOURZ ALL IN UNITED GERMANY!!! SO I THINK THIS IS ENOUGH SHITTALKING FOR TODAY I WILL LEAVE YOU 4 TODAY SEE YOU IN SOME PARTS THAT MAY WILL FOLLOW.... BYE!
WE HAVE GOT THE POWER TO HEAL WE HAVE GOT THE GIFT OF THE SECOND SIGHT WE ARE THE CHOSEN ONES DEFCON ONE NOTHING COMPARES TO US!!! HY EVERYBODY OUT THERE! THIS IS CRIME ONLINE... I JUST WANNA CHAT A LITTLE BITWITH YAH, SO BEWARE OF SOME CRAZY WORDS, THAT MAY WILL FOLLOW! FIRST OF ALL SOME WORDS ABOUT THIS DEMO THE CODE OF ALL PARTS IN CAN I PLAY WITH MADNESS IS THREE MONTHS OLD, SO CALM DOWN! PERSONAL MESSAGE TO FX HEY PAL, IF I MEET U I WILL SUCK U UP!!!DEAR READER, IF YOU THINK THAT THIS PART IS LAME, I THINK YOU SHOULD KNOW, THAT THIS NICE BOBSINUS CONSIST OUT OF ELEVENBOBS, WITH THE HEIGHT OF FOURTY AND THE SIZE OF FOURTYEIGHT AND ARE BLITTED IN FIVE BITPLANES AND IT TAKES ONLY APPROX HALF A FRAME!!! MY PERSONAL MESSAGES ARE FOLLOWING!! MR ZERONINE OF QUADLITE! HEY, MAYBE YOU CAN PROGRAMM THE FREEZER, IF UR PROGGY IS ALREADY FINISHED! I WILL PHONE YOU UP CHEESE AND MATTHIAS NEXT TIME IF U WANT A PROGRAMM FOR YOUR HARDWARE CONTACT ME SOME TIME EARLIER!!!HEY JUERGEN OF STARBYTE, PHONE ME UP.... TIM AND LEFFTY OF TRISTAR I THINK AIKE WILL CONTACT U SOON FOR A COOL SOUND! WE REALLY NEED MORE MUSICIANS!!!! TCC OF RED SECTOR! HEY FLORIAN, DO U KNOW, WHAT U HAVE DONE WITH YOUR DEMOMAKER??? I WILL TELL YOU! EVERYDAY THREE OR MORE GROUPS ARE BORN, WHICH CONSIST OUT OF ONE TILL SIX THIRTEEN YEARS OLD GUYZ AND THESE CREWS USE YOUR DEMOMAKER TO MAKE THEIR FIRST SO CALLED DEMO!! OH, THAT IS SO FUCKIN LAME I CAN TELL U! END OF MESSAGES!!! THIS DEMO IS TO BE RELEASED AT THE R.A.F PARTY IN AMSTERDAMM. HOPEFULLY I WILL MANAGE THIS!! I CAN NOT IMAGINE THAT ANYONE OF U OUT THERE IS STILL READING THIS TEXT MAYBE SOMEONE USES HIS FREEZER TO READ WHAT I WANT TO SAY TO U! AH, A LAST WORD FROM ME TO PHOTON OF SCOOPEX I AGREE WITH YOU STATEMENT, THE CHARTS A R E WEIRD!!! JUST LOOK INTO THE FAMOUS EUROCHARS... EVERYBODY LIVES ONLY FOR THE PURPOSE TO READ HIS OWN FUCKIN NAME IN ONE OF THESE CHARTS... SO ALL U READERS OUT THERE, I HAVE GOT NOTHING MORE LEFT TO TALK ABOUT JUST GREETINGS TO ALL DEFCON ONE MEMBERS AND TO EVERYBODY ELSE WHO KNOWS ME HEY ASPHYX, STILL READING, EH? HAVE A NICE DAY! CRIME SIGNING OFF!!
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DEFCON 1 . PRESENTS . SOME . QUALITY . VECTORS! . . SO LEAN . BACK AND .ENJOY THE . SHOW!! . .AND NOW....FOLLOW OUR. BELOVED . LOGO ..........P.......AH! BEFORE . I FORGET . . PRESS .FIREBUTTON . TO EXIT .THIS WHOLE .DEMOPART!!!..........P......... HAVE YOU . ENJOYED . THE STAR . WARS . TRILOGY? . . HAVE A . LOOK ON . THIS!! ..........P...... WELL OK .BEFORE YOU.GET BORED . USE YOUR .MOUSE FOR . THE NEXT . OBJECTS!!. . LEFT AND . RIGHT .BUTTON TO .ZOOM BOTH.TO QUIT!!!.....P.......... A .FUTURISTIC.SPACEHUNT!.....P...... FINALLY . YOU MADE . IT!! . .LAST PART .IS COMING .UP......... HOPE YOU . HAVE . ENJOYED .THIS JUST . A LITTLE . BIT!! ..
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DEFCON ONE
SEND THEIR
SPECIAL!
REGARDS TO
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ABSENCE
ACME
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ADEPT
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ANARCHY
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??????????????????????????? WALKING ON THE EDGE... CRIME IS BACK TO TORMENT YOUR POOR LITTLE BRAINS WITH A NEW KIND OF SCROLLER!.... THIS IS CALLED: TWISTN CIRCLE... ....INTERESTING NAME, ISNT IT??? I HAVE NO FETZ TO WRITE ANY BORING SCROLLER, MY BRAIN IS TOTALLY EMPTY! SO FRANTIC WILL TELL U A VIEW WORDS IN FRONT OF THIS SCREEN... I WILL SEE YOU SOON, BYE BYE!YEP.....THIS IS FRANTIC OF DEFCON 1 AT THE KEYS. FIRST I WANT TO TELL YOU MY TASK IN DEFCON 1, I AM THE MAIN-SWAPPER AND HAVE NEARLY 15 CONTAX! NO, NO, JUST KIDDING I AM A NORMAL SWAPPER AND HAVE 70 CONTAX. BY THE WAY I WANT TO SAY HELLO TO SOME OF THEM. HELLOS FLY OVER TO TIP OF PHENOMENA-YO PAL, HOPE THAT YOUR ARE NOT LONGER ANGRY ABOUT ME BECOZ I THOUGHT THAT FIREFOX MADE THE ANIMOTION TUNE.BIG SORRY! ....MR.AMIGA OF ENERGY-HEY FRIEND, HOPE TO MEET YA AT THE ROYAL CONFERENCE. STORM OF ENERGY-GOOD LUCK IN YA NEW CREW AND THANX FOR PHONECALL. OCTOPLEX OF ANARCHY-YO OCTOSEX, ALWAYS COOL AND FUNNY LETTERS, WHEN WILL YOU JOIN PHENOMENA...OF COZ A HELLO TO BOMBER OF ANARCHY ....BOOKARU OF L.S.D.-YO MATE, COOL SENDINX, BUT SEND ME LONGER LETTERS PLEEZ! HEY ORION TMB OF SCOOPEX-SORRY FOR THAT YOU GET YA SENDING BACK BUT I DONT TAKE SENDINX WITH TOO LESS POSTAGE. I WILL RECONTACT YOU SOON! THE PRIDE OF FLASH PRODUCTIONS-YEAH, COOL PACKS BUT TRY TO SEND LONGER LETTERS, I WILL DO IT, TOO ZAPOTEK OF CRUSADERS-LOST MY ADDRESS OR WHAT.. BLUTCH OF FLASH PRODUCTIONS-SEND A BIT FASTER PLEEZE JBM OF DUAL CREW-HELLRAISER STOPPED SWAPPIN WITH YOU, I WILL TAKE OVER. HOPE ITS ALL RIGHT AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST RIOTER OF EQUINOX-YOHO, WHEN WILL YOU FINISH YA NEXT DEMO .......THAT WAS ALL FOR MY PERSONELL REGARDS. NOW I WANT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT MY AMIGA!!! SIT DOWN AND RELAX, I USE AN AMIGA 5000 EH,WHAT-SORRY, I USE AN AMIGA 500 EXPANDED TO 512 KBYTES, OR SHALL I SAY WITH NO RAM EXPANSIONS, ONE INTERNAL DRIVE AND NO EXTERNALS, I HAVE NO PRINTER OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT BUT I HAVE AN HARD RESET SWITCH AND A PAUSE SWITCH. THATS REALLY VERY USEFUL! WHEN I WANT TO CANCEL I DONT HAVE PRESS THE 3 BOTTONS, NO! I ONLY HAVE TO USE MY SWITCH AND MY BABE IS RESETED. YOU MUST SAY THATS COOL. MY PAUSE SWITCH IS MORE USEFUL THAN THE OTHER BECOZ WHEN I PLAY A GAME AND THE DOORBELL IS RINGING I DONT MUST SEARCH THE NORMAL PAUSEFUNCTION ON THE KEYBOARD, I ONLY USE MY LITTLE SWITCH AND THE PROCESSOR IS STOPPED. IT WAS VERY HARD TO BUILD IN THESE TWO FEATURES, HEHEHEHEHEHE!!! SOON I WILL BUILD IN AN LED SWITCH. THAT MEANS I CAN SWITCH THE LED ON AND OFF WHEN EVER I WANT. OKAY, LETS STOP TALK SHIT COZ I THINK THAT YOU GET BORED. HAVE YOU EVER DRUNK BEER PLUS COKE PLUS BRANDY... I DID, BUT I DONT WANT TO TELL YOU HOW IT TASTES. TRY IT, AND YOU KNOW IT. BY THE WAY I WANT TO TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY ABOUT HELLRAISER AND ME (FRANTIC). FRIDAY THE 1ST MARCH. LAMERAISER AND I, EH SORRY! HELLRAISER AND I SAT IN HELLRAISER ROOM AND DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO DO. HE ASK IF I WANT TO DRINK A LITTLE BIT CORN AND I SAID YEAH. I THOUGHT THAT HE BRING ME A LITTLE GLASS, 2 CL, BUT HE BROUGHT ME A VERY BIG GLASS, 0,33 ML. ....THATS LARGE LIKE A COKE AND IT WAS FULL OF MALTESER (43 VOL.). HELLAMER DRUNK THE GLASS IN NEARLY HALF A MINUTE AND I DRUNK IT WITH FANTA BECOZ IT WAS EAHHHH!!! AFTER DRINKING THAT AND A BIT BRANDY OUT OF A BOTTLE WE WENT TO ANOTHER DISTRICT 1 MILE AWAY. WHEN WE ARRIVED HELLRAISER BEGAN TO SLEEP ON THE STREET. I THROW A CUP OF WATER INTO HIS FACE (ONLY THE WATER NOT THE CUP), I PUNCHED HIM INTO HIS FACE BUT HE DID NOTHING. SOME OTHER GUYS OF A PARTY WHICH WAS HOLD AT THE SAME PLACE WANTED TO CALL THE POLICE AND AN AMBULANCE BUT I DONT WANT THAT. ....I TRIED TO CARRY HIM TO HIS HOME BUT HE HIS VERY HEAVY. OKAY, AFTER TWO HOURS I BRANG HIM 200 METRES NEAR HIS HOUSE BUT THAN HE BEGAN TO SLEEP ON THE STREET AGAIN AND THIS TIME HE DONT WANT TO WAKE UP. AFTER HALF AN HOUR A POLICE CAR COME DOWN THE ROAD AND CALLED AN AMBULANCE CAR. IT TAKES NEARLY 20 MINUTES TILL THE FUCKING AMBULANCE CAME. THE POLICE MEN ASK IF I HAVE DRUNK, TOO BUT I SAID NOOOOOO AND THE FUCKING LOOSERS BELIEVED IT. NOW I WAS DRIVEN HOME AND AS I ARRIVED IT WAS HALF PAST 12. AT THE NEXT DAY, 2ND, I WANTED TO THE P...C AND TREACL PARTY IN BOCHOLT BUT AT THE MORNING I HAD A BIG HANGOVER AND WAS VERY TIRED AND FUCK THE PARTY AND SLEEPED A LONG TIME. THAT WAS THE REASON BECOZ I WASNT AT THE PARTY. OKAY, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!! I DONT KNOW MORE TO WRITE, CUL8ER OR NOT
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CONGRATULATION!
YOU MANAGED IT...
YOU ARE JUST READING
THE ENDSCROLLER OF THE
CAN I PLAY WITH
MADNESS?
DEMO
NOTE: YOU CAN STOP
SCROLLING WITH THE
RIGHT MOUSEBUTTON!!!!!
CREDITS FOR THIS
MASTERPIECE GO TO
CRIME
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FOR ALL CODING
OTHER CASTS IN ORDER
OF APPEARANCE
BEGINNING
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ALL GRAPHICS DONE BY:
PIONEER
SAMPLING DONE BY:
ASPHYX
TRACKLOADER
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LOGO DRAWN BY:
DR.DISC
BOBSINUS
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ALL GRAPHIX DRAWN BY:
PIONEER
SOUND WAS COMPOSED BY:
THE COMRADE
VECTOR-PART
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OBJECTS BY:
ASPHYX
SOUND BY:
FX
GREETINGS-PART
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SOUND BY:
THE COMRADE
BOBSCROLLER-PART
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THE LOGO WAS DRAW BY:
PIONEER
BOBS BY:
ASPHYX
MUZAX-WIZZARD:
FX
END-PART
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EDDIE WAS PIXELED BY:
DR.DISC
THE TWO LOGOS BY:
PIONEER
FINALLY THE SOUND BY:
THE COMRADE
THAT WERE ALL CREDITS
FOR THIS (WONDERFUL)
DEMO
JUST A LAST WORD TO
FX
HEY YOU LAZYBONE,
THANX FOR DOING
ABSOLUTELY
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NOTHING FOR MY DEMO!
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CRIME OF DEFCON ONE
SIGNING OFF...
PRESS LEFT MOUSE TO
EXIT!
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